(This year has been an eye opener for me, and I’m sure for some of you as well. I decided to test my unplugging to see if I can pierce the veil of mainstream culture by dissecting the bullshit that is promoted by its “Soldiers of the Narrative” i.e. Celebrities (or wanna be celebs). Oh, and to also have some fun! This is Part VII of The D Live Culture Series.)
As 2016 comes to an end, lets all look back and be grateful that our friends and family made it through another difficu….wait what?
Yes I’m white that’s correct. Why yes I’m a male.
I see. So I’m excluded from the conversation because of my gender and skin colour? Oh okay. Thanks for clearing that up.
Well, while I contemplate why I should hate myself and feel guilty for the fact I didn’t choose my parents, genes, environment, and especially the melanin on my epidermis, watch this video from The Representation Project. If you don’t, you’re a bigot:
And here I thought 2016 was the Year of the Monkey. Is that racist?
2016 Was The Year of Toxic Masculinity
2016 WAS A TUMULTUOUS YEAR….
I’ll fucking stop you right there, “Tumultuous”? You SOB’s made me have to google search what that word means. Right off the bat I can tell you suck. Nobody needs to use words like that, unless they want to sound smart. I’m a normal dude and I’ve NEVER said that stupid word. Although, I have to keep my cool. I should expect this from these people.
Fox News anchor Gretchen Carlson is filing a sexual harassment lawsuit against network Chairmen and CEO Roger Ailes. More than two dozen other women said Ailes used his status to sexually harass his employees.
Bullshit. Roger looks like that fish dude from the Phantom Menace. NO WAY broads let him touch their hoo-ya.
Meesa REFUSE to believe it!
For the second time in two days a police killing of a black man…
“We got pulled over for a busted tail light and the pol-eece just killed my boyfriend – “fuck!””
A massacre in a gay night club, fifteen people were killed…
WHO AND WHAT IS TO BLAME FOR ALL OF THIS???!!!
“You know what they say about men with small hands?” – Marco Rubio
Yes, in fact I do. It means their cock is tiny. Oh Mark, you’re so funny.
“Aw you gotta see this guy, “Aw I dunno what I said ughhh I don’t REMEMBER!” -Donald J. Trump
“We are going to kick your rear-ends out of the White House!” – Chris Christie
Oh dear! He said “rear-ends”! What a horrible, disgusting person!
*Cue fainting-couch lady
“Get out of here! GET OUT!”
“You are a loser.”
“I would like to punch him in the face.”
“LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP!” – Donald J. Trump
“And when you’re a star they let you do it. You can do anything…Grab them by the pussy.” – Donald. J Trump
I know it may be hard for some people to realise, but it was a different time back then. People courted each other differently.
When a man was interested in a lady he would saunter up to the gal and firmly, but gracefully, extend his arm and hand and then clasp her clam.
And if the woman was enticed by his grasping of her snatch, she would reciprocate by coiling her finger back into a nice closed-package and flick his prick with jarring force, and then skip into the bush expecting him to follow.
It’s was the dance-of-love for it’s time. A beautiful thing really.
“She doesn’t have the look. She doesn’t have the stamina.”
“She’s actually not strong enough to be President.” – Donald J. Trump
“I’m much richer than almost anybody.” – Donald J. Trump
“Don’t you think a man who has this kind of economic genius is a lot better for the United States than a woman….” (they cut it off right there) – Rudy Juliani
“Every woman lied. All of these liars will be sued.”
“I am going to instruct my Attorney General to get a special prosecutor to look into your situation.” – Donald J. Trump
“When Mexico sends its people…they’re rapists…”
“You have inner cities that are more dangerous than some war zones.”
“BUILD THAT WALL! BUILD THAT WALL!” – Donald J. Trump
Nearly 900 incidents of hate were reported in the ten days following the election.
A throwback to the days of segregation.
Of course, we’re now back in the sixties. Because these couldn’t possibly be hoaxes. These days it’s nothing like it was back then. Man, these losers make my head hurt!
Wait, YOU did this?! I thought it was my fault because I had a penis. Now I’m confused.
“Also, give us your money.”
Phew – what a year!
A few things:
- I would bet some of these quotes they used in the video were taken out of context. Just a hunch.
- I’m not defending everything Trump and others said. I’m just not getting butt-hurt over it. In fact, I’m having fun with it. And you should too.
Feel free to have some fun in the comments below!
Unless you’re a white man. In that case, go fuck yourself.