Serial Killer Game

Patrick Bateman: Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?
Van Patten: Ed Gein? Maitre d’ at Canal Bar?
Patrick Bateman: No, serial killer, Wisconsin in the fifties.
McDermott: So what did Ed say?
Patrick Bateman: When I see a pretty girl walking down the street I think two things. One part of me wants to take her out and talk to her and be real nice and sweet and treat her right.
McDermott: And what did the other part think?
Patrick Bateman: What her head would look like on a stick.

It turns our you can still get laid after joking about rape and murder. I know, weird right?

She was hesitant to meet me at a bar downtown. Not a, “bar person” she said. Hmmm, this is going to put a damper on my whole ‘go to a pub, have a few drinks, and then take her back to my place’ idea. I thought to myself.

And then I thought, Wait a minute, I could just ask her to hang at my apartment instead. So I was bold and just asked:

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I like to dissect girls. Did you know I’m utterly insane? – Patrick Bateman

I picked her up at her apartment. On the drive back to my place is where things began to turn dark.

She said how her friends were worried about her going to a strangers house for the first time; a guy she had just “met” on Tinder not a few days before. So I said,

Me: Well, if you get raped isn’t there an app for that?
Her: Haha what do you mean?
Me: Not an app for how to find people to rape, but an app that sends your location out to police if you were being raped.
Her. That’s an interesting idea. I’d invest in that.
Me: Wait, which one – the how to rape or the being raped?

We shared a laugh. Dark humor can be your friend. If used properly.

I’m guessing by now you want to know how the date turned out.

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The things I could do to you with a coat hanger. – Patrick Bateman

 Don’t worry folks, she’s still alive:

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Even after joking about rape and murder I still now have a potential FB. She’s 19 and I’m 31, it can happen. Be bold, be funny, be dark.

Have fun out there fellow psychos.

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An Enemy Within: My Recent Experience With College Propaganda

My first day back at college was January 6, 2016. I’m what you call a, “mature student”. Sounds good to me. Maybe this time around I won’t get as much liver damage and perhaps go to class more than 3 times a week.

I’m 10 years older than most of my classmates, so my bullshit meter is slightly more tuned than theirs. Not to mention that I actually make an effort to dissect the world around me, while having fun doing it.

Check out The D Live Culture Series:

1. Jim Gaffigan Wants You To Be A Fat Dad
2. Will The Real Slim Shady Please Sit Down
3. Holy Fuck The Internet Is Down
4. Women In The Army
5. Words That Are Funny And Why
6. Stop Having Fun
7. The Root of All Evil: Toxic Masculinity
8. Swipe Right: Fun for the Whole Family
9. Crowd Erupts With “BLUE LIVES MATTER!” Chant At Shia Labeouf Live Stream Link #HWNDU

Writing those were fun. I hope to do more of them. And that shouldn’t be a problem since our culture will be giving me lots of material to work with this year. But it’s one thing to read about all this nonsense going on. It’s quite another to see it in real life for yourself.

Here are some examples I’ve seen within my own classes. Right from the powerpoint notes from the teachers themselves. Also check out #DCLLiveOnCampus


Shut up. Women are talking.

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Can you imagine if there was a powerpoint slide in class that read, “Girls, stop talking so goddamn much”? Well, here’s what it would look like (courtesy of MS Paint):

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If that was acutally the slide used, the teacher would of been fired and a hellstorm of bullshit would of followed.

In His Own Words. I Mean Hers. Wait, I Mean Theirs. Fuck.

We want to begin with a note about pronouns…

This should be a great video. I’m so glad I went into student debt for this.

…in this moment Bruce Jenner says we should use the familiar pronoun for him. As we try to tell his story.

Needless to say, when this video was being played in class I zoned out and shitposted on twitter instead. If I hadn’t I might have lost my mind and stormed out.

Picky When Picking Life Partners?

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Whatever happened to talking to a gal from class, setting up a date, and seeing where things go? Oh right. I forgot. The biggest buffer against rejection (for men and women) is online dating. I should know.

The Donald and Meryl Show

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Here are the videos that were shared in the powerpoint slide above:

Donald Trump Mocked a Reporter With a Disability At South Carolina Rally (VIDEO)

I help support people with disabilities and I don’t believe Trump was making fun of the guy just because he was disabled. There are other videos that show Trump making the same silly mocking voice to other people who didn’t have a disability.

It was just another way for people to get outraged.

The second video didn’t end up working. But that didn’t stop the teacher from searching for the Meryl Streep smack down of Donald Trump! She just had to show the class.

The next link that was shared was the story of the 4 black teens who tourtured a man with disabilities and were charged with a hate crime. Interesting, some unbiased reporting? Nope. The teacher blamed the violence on Trump rhetoric. Typical.

Not all of the info shared in my classes was nonsense. Some of it was reasonable:

Watch Out For That Wall Ladies!

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Ladies, use your prime fertility years to take care of your body and find that hunk of an Alpha and lock that mother fucker down. The future of our civilization is on you.

Mate Selection Theory

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Your standard Game in based on this theory. Learn it well.

Parental Inventsment Theory

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That’s basically The Cardinal Rule of Relationships. Remember it.

Social Role Theory

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Shift in mate preferences changed when women’s earning power increased

So that’s when it all changed. Good to know. I wish we discussed those more and delve deeper into those theories but unfortunately we didn’t get a chance. This is a college, we don’t do that here.

My classmates may not be able to see what’s going on, but I sure can. I really had no idea about the propaganda and indoctrination that was going on until I saw it with my own eyes.

I’ll be done this course by the end of this year. And I can sleep well knowing that I’ve been Red Pilled to the point where I can now see what’s going on. I just have to keep learning, keep questioning, and keep living my life according to how things actually are, as opposed to how they should be.

I’ll continue to expose the inner workings of a college, to become the, “Enemy Within”. Only then will I be able to show you how deep the academic rabbit hole really goes.

What Should You Do When An Ex Girlfriend Contacts You? 2nd Edition

The Text

There I was, sitting at a table by myself, while on a break during my co-op placement. Enjoying some blueberries and checking my phone (and checking out potential attractive workplace-hotties walking in and out of the staff room).

I look down at my phone and see a text notification. Well, well, what do we have here. The classic, “Hey…

Women like to dip in and out of your life (examples here, here, and here ). At least the women you had somewhat of an impact on. Or the ones that are bored. Or horny. Or for really any reason (hopefully the horny one).

It can seem arbitrary when they do send you the, “Hey…” text, but believe me, there’s a method to their madness. They’re bound by their cyclical nature and crafty style.

I shared the text I got on Twitter and asked what people thought about it. Here are some responses:

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 The Decision

I suppose as long as you’re not butthurt or worried about how you’ll act or feel around your ex, then there’s no harm in catching up. I think.

I hadn’t spoken to her since we had after-breakup-sex. That was October of last year.

Before that I hadn’t seen her since I dropped her shit off, that was a few months even further back, summer time I think.

Let’s have some fun breaking down some of this text, because that’s always fun.

Hey D, long time no talk.

Well ya. Did you expect me to contact you after we broke up? The answer is yes, yes she did.

Was thinking about you lately, this time last year I was at (EDIT: my old apartment) a lot haha.

Remember earlier I said women are cyclical? Well this time of year reminds her of me. She got to thinking how awesome I was (am) and just had to get a hold of me.

Anyway, I was also thinking about how we left off, and how I saw you a couple of months ago and just never txted you after you left.

I thought that’s what exes do – have sex a couple times after breaking up and then ghost each other. Say good-bye to romance and enjoy the decline.

I feel weird about that.

I’m actually curious as to why she feels weird about that. But more importantly, who cares.

Hope all is well, just wanted to say hi

Just wanted to say hi, eh. Somehow I doubt that.


That text could’ve been worse. She could’ve said mean things in it. But it was actually quite cordial and civil.

“So D, what did you end up doing?” you may ask. Well, I did exactly what any recovering beta would do – meet up with the ex and try to get laid.

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We met at a pub. Chatted a bit. Went home to my place and had sloppy drunk sex.

Here are some reactions from people when I told them I was going to meet up with the ex:

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What Should You Do When An Ex Girlfriend Contacts You?

There are a couple schools of thought on this…

  • If you aren’t butthurt about replying, go ahead. Use minimal effort though.
  • Set up a meet and greet ASAP. Don’t, “talk about things”. The most likely reason she is contacting you is to get some dick. Oblige her if you want (especially if you are on a dry streak).
  • For the love of all that is sacred and holy – WEAR A CONDOM!


  • Let her know your terms for getting back together (I highly do not recommenced this, sex is fine sure, but any other type of commitment, no thanks don’t do it!)


  • The longer you go without finding a new broad the higher the risk of beta behaviours and regression.
  • Ignore her and carry on with your life (probably the best option, although I’m still trying to practice what I preach, sometimes I just need to get laid ya know?).

Some food for thought…

Iron Rule of Tomassi #7

It is always time and effort better spent developing new, fresh, prospective women than it will ever be in attempting to reconstruct a failed relationship. Never root through the trash once the garbage has been dragged to the curb. You get messy, your neighbors see you do it, and what you thought was worth digging for is never as valuable as you thought it was.


A user from TRP subverse over at shared this post yesterday and I got quite a bit of a traffic bump (big for this site). Cheers, thanks for the comments guys.



Further Reading:

  1. Rooting Through The Garbage by Rollo
  2. Plate Theory II: Non-Exclusivity by Rollo
  3. The Mark Baxter Podcast Episode 6 with Mark, Ed, and Rollo

Crowd Erupts With “BLUE LIVES MATTER!” Chant At Shia Labeouf Live Stream Link #HWNDU

(This is Part IX of The D Live Culture Series)

Earlier today, published author, New York City Playboy™, Photographer of Pretty Ladies™, and proprietor of – Goldmund – has shared with us his experience at Shia Labeouf’s LIVE trolling station…I mean art project.

The vibe at the scene of the exhibit is one of fun, uncertainty, and tension. There were people chanting the annoying popular phrase, “He Will Not Divide Us!”, playing tambourines and other hippy instraments. And of course there were real life shitposters and trolls, as seen from their MAGA hats.

Wait! Was that Pax Dickinson from Twitter fame and the It sure was.

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“Who is he? I don’t know who he is.”

For the most part people were just shouting, chanting, and talking shit. Luckily it didn’t escalate. Cops were at the scene.

From his latest video on his periscope account we can see two people, one presumably a Trump supporter, the other a noticabely butthurt individual.

Two guys started chirping each other. Then a police man came over. This lead to the crowd erupting in a new chant of, “BLUE LIVES MATTER! BLUE LIVES MATTER!” A dig at the now defunct #BlackLivesMatter movement. That movement seemed to sort of disappear over night, strange eh?

Watch the crowd chant here:

I think Shia’s idea was stupid. To have people come up to a live stream and virtue signal to the masses. But what Shia doesn’t realise is that his passion for post-modern garbage has now created a new platform – giving people a free IRL Trolling Service.

It’s like a real life Twitter trolling thread came to life!

How much do you want to bet that this, “Exhibit” of his gets taken over by Trump supporters and is taken down within the first year…

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…I sure hope so.

UPDATE: HAHA told you so!

Shia says good-bye-a to his precious, “art project”. FAIL!

Shia LaBeouf Anti-Trump Rally Shut Down After Becoming A “Flashpoint For Violence”


How To Get A Date From OKCupid Part II: Winter Edition

I turned 31 this year. And one thing I’ve learned when it comes to dating is that there seems to be a seasonal/cyclical nature to it.

Has anyone else noticed how challenging it can be to get dates in the winter time?

Winter is bulking season, girls put on weight so the clever ones already acquired a boyfriend to tide them over until next summer –@ethenes

It’s a smart idea. I remember on a number of occasions this semester I would joke with the girls in my class that they, “better hurry up and find a guy to hunker down with. Winter is coming…” They’d laugh. They know how it goes.

NOTE: if anyone is curious, no I didn’t bang anyone from class. However, the FWB I was with for a bit is a friend of one of the gals in my class. She tried to lock this motherfucker down but I said “no thanks”. I also did some horrible game on a Catholic “virgin” from my class aka The Elf Baking Fiasco of 2016:

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elf friend

I know, I know. Not my finest moment I will admit.

But it turns out that me being aloof, and not talking to her after, compelled her to send me this:

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Jesus Christ, I haven’t even kissed this young woman. Perhaps my game is off. Uncalibrated and rough. Either way, I’m going to stay away from Catholic virgins.

Even with a few set backs like the ones above, you have to keep trying. Don’t let the cold freeze you out.

If you keep ploughing through the snow, you’ll eventually find what you’re looking for – like a 27yo black woman on OkCupid:

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You also have some nice pics

She likes my manly mug. Attraction assumed.

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whats your name?

She already introduced herself with her real name and then asked for mine. That’s a good sign. I probably won’t need a ton of game for this broad.

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Would you look at that. She is asking me questions. Again, that’s a good sign.

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Well hey ____ you seem pretty cool! How about we grab a drink sometime soon

This is the line I use, word for word, when I believe it’s time to ask. If you sense enough interest from her, go for it.

*Credit to Kyle for that line.

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Hey ____ a drinks sounds good. This week I am free on Thursday or Sunday. Or next week works as well…

No Thursday is great! Mostly because it’s the day after. And I’m horny af.

Also, because I’d rather know for sure that I’m not getting laid then waste my energy and time wondering if I will. Be quick and efficient with this stuff. Its a numbers-game, at least for me.

She gave me days when she was available. Once again, good sign.

Here is my number _______ (its probably easier)

Hey wait? That’s my line!

She sure is making this easy for me. And I’ll make it easy for her.

Now we move to the cell phone – for the texting, I’m the message box on the left. BlackBerry’s amirite?

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Lol, you mean okc?

Whoops, my cover is blown! Play it cool D, play it cool.

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Something is afoot. Something seems off. It’s quiet. Too quiet.

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Compromise and Frame-Swapping. They can be tricky. Don’t be a placating little bitch, but, also be able to sense when there is uncertainty and be willing to adjust accordingly.

(Especially when you are experiencing a dry-spell)

Lets recap shall we:

  • Keep at it. When you give up on yourself, others will too.
  • If she’s talking to you, that’s good, that means there’s at least some interest. Some is better then none. Assume attraction.
  • If she is asking questions about you this is an indication that her interest is growing.
  • Just ask her out. What have you got to lose? Besides, rejection is what us men must endure. It’s the way of the world.
  • Move the conversation over to the cell phone. Because talking on OKC or Tinder messaging is stupid.
  • Continue with setting up logistics if you haven’t already.
  • Get her out ASAP! For me this is key. I have difficulty keeping their attention for more than 48hrs after we set up the meet and greet. Also, whatever bit of interest she may have in you will dissipate the longer you go without meeting her.
  • If you’re the one that suggests the day, time, and place – and she agrees – that’s preferable. But be willing to make minor compromises on the logistics. As long as you don’t come off or feel like you are coming off as a little bitch.
  • BONUS! Beware of thirst during a dry spell! It can and will fuck up your mojo (game).

You have to keep putting yourself out there even if shitty things happen to you, like – breaking up, getting rejected (in person or online), or being flaked on – all of which happened to me this year. You got to keep plugging away.

I did. And I was able to get a date for tonight.

Winter is here, but if you haven’t found a lady to keep warm with, there’s still hope – you just might need to put in a bit more work.

Have fun out there.


Swipe Right: Fun for the Whole Family

This is Part VIII of The D Live Culture Series

Tinder is now available on Apple TV. Why you might ask? I thought the same thing.

I’m still trying to figure that one out. In the mean time, lets have some fun with these silly people.

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(screenshot taken from my mobile)

Invite friends and family

Yes, because my friends and family don’t have anything to do with their time other then sit around while I ogle over woman I’ll never fuck.

put out the chips and dip

That’s actually a good idea. You have to remember to be a good host while sharing your Tinder experience with your loved ones. They need to keep their energy up while you arrange dates with single moms that ride horses and have a giant German Sheppard and their grandpa in their profile pic.

How else are you supposed to know she’s adventurous, is an animal lover, and loves her Papa? Ya, I couldn’t think of another way either.

We’ve combined all the joys of swiping with all the comforts of your home

Wrong! You missed one: swiping on the shitter. There’s nothing more joyous than dropping a huge deuce while reading yet another profile that says, “Not looking for hookups, I’m so over that!”

Hey, she seems like a keeper! (*plop*)

Next, here are some promotional ads that Tinder and Apple put together. And let me tell you, they sure are revealing.

 She’s Not Good Enough for My Boy!

Hey Ma! Get the hell outta here so I can find a chubby 6 and get a handjob, on your couch, cuz I’m unemployed!

Now in the comfort of your own home (or your parents) you can find, “The One” on a TV, in all its 70inch HD-4K-3D glory.

Alpha Cock

Shut up Dad! Don’t you slut shame me!

Now you and your bff can look for bad boys to, “just take you” on that gross 1970s couch.

He’ll probably never call you again.

(PS – I’d be careful on that couch, your brother was using it the other day, eww.)

Boomin’ Granny

Um Mom, I could really use a Dad, you know, since I wasn’t raised with a father figu…..okay I’ll shut up.

Even boomin’ granny can find herself some weathered Alpha cock.

There are a bunch of these videos. Check the rest of them out here.

As long as stuff like this keeps becoming the norm, I will have lots of things to write about for The D Live Culture Series. Keep ‘em coming!

The Root of All Evil: Toxic Masculinity

(This year has been an eye opener for me, and I’m sure for some of you as well. I decided to test my unplugging to see if I can pierce the veil of mainstream culture by dissecting the bullshit that is promoted by its “Soldiers of the Narrative” i.e. Celebrities (or wanna be celebs). Oh, and to also have some fun! This is Part VII of The D Live Culture Series.)

As 2016 comes to an end, lets all look back and be grateful that our friends and family made it through another difficu….wait what?

Yes I’m white that’s correct. Why yes I’m a male.

I see. So I’m excluded from the conversation because of my gender and skin colour? Oh okay. Thanks for clearing that up.

Well, while I contemplate why I should hate myself and feel guilty for the fact I didn’t choose my parents, genes, environment, and especially the melanin on my epidermis, watch this video from The Representation Project. If you don’t, you’re a bigot:

And here I thought 2016 was the Year of the Monkey. Is that racist?

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2016 Was The Year of Toxic Masculinity

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I’ll fucking stop you right there, “Tumultuous”? You SOB’s made me have to google search what that word means. Right off the bat I can tell you suck. Nobody needs to use words like that, unless they want to sound smart. I’m a normal dude and I’ve NEVER said that stupid word. Although, I have to keep my cool. I should expect this from these people.

Fox News anchor Gretchen Carlson is filing a sexual harassment lawsuit against network Chairmen and CEO Roger Ailes. More than two dozen other women said Ailes used his status to sexually harass his employees.

Bullshit. Roger looks like that fish dude from the Phantom Menace. NO WAY broads let him touch their hoo-ya.

Meesa REFUSE to believe it!

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For the second time in two days a police killing of a black man…

“We got pulled over for a busted tail light and the pol-eece just killed my boyfriend – “fuck!””

A massacre in a gay night club, fifteen people were killed…


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“You know what they say about men with small hands?” – Marco Rubio

Yes, in fact I do. It means their cock is tiny. Oh Mark, you’re so funny.

“Aw you gotta see this guy, “Aw I dunno what I said ughhh I don’t REMEMBER!”  -Donald J. Trump

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“We are going to kick your rear-ends out of the White House!” – Chris Christie

Oh dear! He said “rear-ends”! What a horrible, disgusting person!

*Cue fainting-couch lady

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“Get out of here! GET OUT!”

“You are a loser.”

“I would like to punch him in the face.”


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“And when you’re a star they let you do it. You can do anything…Grab them by the pussy.” – Donald. J Trump

I know it may be hard for some people to realise, but it was a different time back then. People courted each other differently.

When a man was interested in a lady he would saunter up to the gal and firmly, but gracefully, extend his arm and hand and then clasp her clam.

And if the woman was enticed by his grasping of her snatch, she would reciprocate by coiling her finger back into a nice closed-package and flick his prick with jarring force, and then skip into the bush expecting him to follow.

It’s was the dance-of-love for it’s time. A beautiful thing really.

“She doesn’t have the look. She doesn’t have the stamina.”

“She’s actually not strong enough to be President.” – Donald J. Trump

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“I’m much richer than almost anybody.” – Donald J. Trump

“Don’t you think a man who has this kind of economic genius is a lot better for the United States than a woman….” (they cut it off right there) – Rudy Juliani

“Every woman lied. All of these liars will be sued.”

“I am going to instruct my Attorney General to get a special prosecutor to look into your situation.” – Donald J. Trump

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“When Mexico sends its people…they’re rapists…”

“You have inner cities that are more dangerous than some war zones.”


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Nearly 900 incidents of hate were reported in the ten days following the election.

A throwback to the days of segregation.

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Of course, we’re now back in the sixties. Because these couldn’t possibly be hoaxes. These days it’s nothing like it was back then. Man, these losers make my head hurt!

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Wait, YOU did this?! I thought it was my fault because I had a penis. Now I’m confused.

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“Also, give us your money.”

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Phew – what a year!

A few things:

  • I would bet some of these quotes they used in the video were taken out of context. Just a hunch.
  • I’m not defending everything Trump and others said. I’m just not getting butt-hurt over it. In fact, I’m having fun with it. And you should too.

Feel free to have some fun in the comments below!

Unless you’re a white man. In that case, go fuck yourself.